panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky)




videohall:

Testing the Reflexes of Seven Kittens



kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy)




(Source: wankmonkeys)




zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

(Source: porndirector)




Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… to get lost… to forget where you came in.

(Source: spikejonzze)



guidetrainlove:

Pigment





basedgosh:

littlelumberjack:

basedgosh:

how do people enjoy coffee or tea without 50 spoons of sugar

Cuz we aren’t lil bitches.

i forgot that drinking bland leaf and bean juice was the embodiment of strength